Texas Sized

More Comics. More Laughs. More Texas.

Everything's bigger in Texas, and that includes the lineup.

Texas Sized is our extended showcase, where we pack more comedians, more punchlines, and more laughs into one night than any other comedy show in town.

Five comics. One stage. Zero chance you're walking out without a sore face and a new favorite local.

This is the show for people who want maximum bang for their ticket, the kind of night where you settle into your seat and realize the laughs just keep coming.

Grab a group, grab a round, and grab tickets early. Texas Sized fills up Texas fast.

Ticket Levels

GENERAL ADMISSION (GA)

$15 per person

Come for the laughs.

GA Includes:

General admission seating

First come, first served seating

Full access to the show

18+ comedy club atmosphere with full bar & food available

No frills. Just a great comedy show.

VIP TICKET

$25 per person

Upgrade your night.

VIP Includes:

Reserved VIP seating

Better sightlines closer to the stage

Priority seating before General Admission

Faster service access

Limited availability. Ideal for date night or small groups who want a better view.

VIP TABLE EXPERIENCE (4 GUESTS)

$148 per table

(Seats 4 — price includes drinks)

The best way to experience the show.

VIP Table Includes:

Reserved table seating for 4 guests

Premium sightlines near the stage

One complimentary drink per guest

(Beer, wine, non-alcoholic drink, specialty cocktail, or well-mixed drink)

Priority seating & service

Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or a night out with friends

Extremely limited. This is the top-tier comedy club experience.

Get your tickets now and get ready to laugh!

Doors open at 8:30pm | Show starts at 09:30pm

**2 Drink Minimum Per Person**

The show is for 18+. Must present IDs at the door.

The show runs for 90 minutes long.

Garage Parking Options

Available on weekdays and weekends - check rates

City Center Garage #2 - 400 Jones Street

The Tower Garage - 400 Taylor Street

Street Parking Options

Downtown parking meters are free every night after 6pm and on weekends!

Ticket Info

- 2 Drink Minimum per person

- 20% Gratiuty added to your bill

- First come, first serve GA and Preferred seating

- There are no refunds

- This event is 18 and up, valid ID required

- If you don't show up 20 MINUTES after the scheduled show time, you will forfeit your tickets

- No heckling or videos during the show, if you can't play nicely you will be asked to leave

- There is absolutely NO VIDEO RECORDING whatsoever

- No backpacks or other large bags allowed in venue

- No animals allowed in venue

- Make sure to have fun and be respectful during the show

Grab your tickets before you are stuck wishing you had. Get them now!