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Little kid boy in skeleton costume with pumpkin candy bucket playing at home in hallows eve. Child is ready for trick or treat and scary gesture with jack lantern cup celebrates halloween
This may be a bit of a controversial take, but these are the Halloween treats that you won't catch us passing out this year:
Bit-O-Honey: A bite-sized sign you’re in the wrong neighborhood.
Candy Corn: First in, last out.
Whoppers: Malted milk balls, enough said.
Tootsie Rolls: Chocolate that chews and chews?
Almond Joy: Best for bartering with parents.
Smarties: Only marginally better than have sidewalk chalk.
Bazooka Bubble Gum: Loses flavor before you get to first base.
Dum Dums: All stick, no lick.
Loose change: Like chewed gum, not worth picking up.
Wax Lips: One part costume, zero parts treat.